Inside the Rebellion of Saints

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It’s time to be real. We all know Bruno Mars as that guy who croons the over-played, overly poppy, overly dramatic, overly sappy, overly cliche, power ballad/love songs. And I gotta hand it to him, the man has a nice set of pipes for sure. But let’s also be honest…the dude has some real issues. Let’s talk. Okay so Bruno claims he’s willing to catch a grenade for this girl he digs, but he can’t manage to buy her flowers? I mean that’s the BASICS of romance here. Like romance 101. But whatevs. Someone has weird priorities. Girls aren’t THAT high maintenance. He’s concerned that this chick (whoever she is) won’t do ANYTHING for him (which I mean c’mon we’re trying to play hard to get here…), but he ONLY wants to marry her if he’s bored? Wow. Okay. Now let’s rewind here, so he will jump in front of train for her, but she won’t “do the same”?? Uhh yeah? No. Since when have men been the damsels in distress? That’s not very romantic. You’ve got your cliches all wrong here Bruno.

And that song about sex and heaven? 

*cringes*

What was up with that?

It sounded like a total rip off of like Sting/The Police…

c’mon.

really?

#top40issues 

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